30/06/09 |
Crazy Indian Video
by
astroton

Buffalax is a youtube user that uses indian music videos and “translate” them lyrics to English subtitles. This is what he says about the video translation: SUBTITLES THAT SAY WHAT I THINK THE VIDEO SOUNDS LIKE IN ENGLISH! Take a look

30/06/09 |
Drawings… D:
by
jina

Some cartoon drawings from start to finish one by one. Designs by Mauricio Ricardo with music from os seminovos.

Perverts!

27/06/09 |
Michael Jackson Died
by
chisko

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back. He was 50.

Now is the time to make all the recopilations of inedit material and move all the shit of the king of pop.50328a1_1_jackson_m_b_gr_01_full

27/06/09 |
Robot Zone In Japan: Gundam
by
astroton

This is for all the anime lovers, or at least the Gundam lovers. This pictures were taken by dannichoo in Odaiba, a Tokyo District. This Gundam is scale 1/1. Some rumors says several robots are being built in different places in Japan. I am expecting “Tetsujin 28″ (Ironman28) and I hope they build an evangelion one. (Geek stuff, I know).

26/06/09 |
To Play: COD Modern Warfare 2
by
astroton

This is the continuation of Modern Warfare, a pretty cool first shot video game. I was a 100% Counter Strike 1.6 gamer from 10 hours daily playin’ and competing at CPL and CAL leagues… until Counter Strike Source cockblocked my evenings.  Call of Duty is way better than CS1.6… trust me. From the very first one to Modern Warfare, World at war and Modern Warfare 2 I have enough killings to stay a saturday at home, with big pizza, soda and White Castle.

23/06/09 |
Fun Marijuana Facts!
by
jina
  1. Cannabis and hemp are the same. “Marijuana” was the Mexican name given to cannabis.
  2. Cannabis was first cultivated in China around 4000 B.C.
  3. The original drafts of the Declaration of Independence were written on hemp paper.
  4. One acre of hemp will produce as much paper as four acres of trees.
  5. Hemp is a source of fiber for cloth and cordage for rope. The hemp fiber is located inside the long stem of the plant.
  6. George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew hemp. Washington, our first president, declared, “Make the most of the hemp seed. Sow it everywhere.”
  7. Hemp seed is nature’s perfect food. The oil from hemp seeds has the highest percentage of essential fatty acidsand the lowest percentage of saturated fats.
  8. Sterilized hemp seed is commonly used as bird seed.
  9. Rolling papers, like Bambu, are made from hemp paper.
  10. In 1937, the Marijuana Tax Stamp prohibited the use, sale and cultivation of hemp/marijuana in the United States.
  11. Five years later, during World War II, The U.S. Department of Agriculture released the film, “Hemp For Victory,” which encouraged American farmers to grow hemp for the war effort.
  12. Hemp is cultivated all over the world. Today, China, Korea, Italy, Hungary, Russia and France are among the countries that grow hemp for fiber, paper and other products.
  13. Cannabis is classified as a schedule 1 drug by the Food and Drug Administration. Designated as a narcotic, it cannot be prescribed by physicians to patients.
  14. In 1989, the DEA’s own administrative law judge concluded that “marijuana is one of the safest, therapeutically active substances known to man.”
  15. Cannabis can be used as a medicine to treat nausea, pain and muscle spasms. It alleviates symptoms of glaucoma, multiple sclerosis, AIDS, migraines and other debilitating ailments.
  16. Thirty-five states have passed legislation permitting medical use of marijuana.
  17. Twelve Americans recieve prescribed marijuana from the U.S. government.
  18. More than 400,000 Americans are arrested each year on marijuana charges.
  19. More than 400,000 Americans die from diseases related to cigarette smoking each year.
    More than 150,000 Americans die of alcohol abuse each year.
    But in more than 10,000 years of usage, no one has ever died from marijuana.

Source= Cypress Hill from album Black Sunday

21/06/09 |
2012: New Era or Apocalypse?
by
astroton

People say the year 2012 is going to be a very special year. Here are several reasons: it is  a leap-year, also a total lunar eclipse will develop,   an alignment of the center of our galaxy with the Equator, an autumn equinox and a winter solstice stuff that only happens altogether every 13,000 years. One of the most important and curious things of this year is the 13 baktun, or the end of the long Mayan Calendar. The Mayan Calendar has a series of 20 years, called Katun and series of 20 Katuns called Baktun.  With this calculation, the 21st of December of 2012 is the last day of the 13 Baktun.  The Mayans registered this date as 13.0.0.0.0 which is amazing, because it matches the year with most weird and incredible events so far.

Lets add more stuff to this year. 2012 is a year of religious and esoteric relevance, with spiritual changes (some people call this apocalypse) while others take the Mayan’s  accuracy and the end of the Baktun as something supernatural, which will cause a major global change.

Its a lot of theories involving this year and the Mayan’s prophecies, which include the Mayans return to the Earth after the interstellar  trip ( this is because the Mayans disappeared without apparent reason in the post classic era) also scientific findings at the Bible suggest a meteorite collision with Earth. Nostradamus also predicted that something will occur between 2006 and 2012. Also some people claim that the 2012’s events will create the noosphere.   The Noosphere is like a virtual space in which the noogénesis will born, a place where the pathological phenomena of the mind and intelligence lives. In other words, the noosphere is the third phase of the Earth development, after the geosphere (inanimate matter)  and biosphere (biological life).

The Mayans said some changes will happen on this Earth Phase. They prophesied  a sequence of events, starting in 1999 and ending at 2012 These 13 years are what they called the season of  darkness, a preparation prior the end of days. In these 13 years the human race will have to decide its own fate before it is too late and destroy ourselves. Also the Mayan believed the Sun was stronger every 5125 years, with bigger and stronger solar flames causing high quantities of magnetism, which can move the Earth of its rotation and tons of catastrophes would show up.

At this point.. everything gets more interesting. The Mayans believed in the energy of the Universe. Mayans claimed that every time the Sun received energy from the galaxy (they called breathe) the polarity of the Sun creates a cosmic event that eventually would send the Earth to a new Era. These “breaths” are divided in cycles of 5,125 years. Lets explain this a little further: A Galactic year lasts 25,625 years. Inside this galactic year is 5 phases, “Morning, Noon, Afternoon, Night, and Late Night”. We are coming out of the last cycle. The prophecy talks about the “Time without time” which lasts 20 years before the total change that is from 1992 to 2012. In this period of time, humankind will see the changes of Earth made by them (Global warming, wars, plagues, viruses, etc) even problems within them and we will have to choose our fate after meditating our mistakes. (for good or bad).

This Era we are about to experiment was called by the Mayans as “Gold Era” in which a portal may open letting them pass through to guide us, to guide this civilization buried in fear and transform it.  This Era was predicted since the Mayans creation (year 3113 B.C) and if you count the years from there to now, the year 2012 is actually the end of the cycles already described…

The Gold Era is an era of change, we will evolve to a new level of harmony but we have to pass a series of tests before to accomplish the goal.  Between the Mayans’ predictions, here is a list of the most relevant ones:

1. The humankind will have a very big and strong knowledge in Technology. (You can see that right now).
2. We will go further in time and money. (happening right now)
3. We will enter the 5th dimension.
4. The Earth and the Solar system will have a synchronization with the rest of the Universe which may create so much energy enough to make us evolve into a new human type / or a series of catastrophes will develop.
5. Our DNA is going to be “updated” by the center of our Galaxy (Hubab Ku).
6. Everyone is mutating right now, ones more obvious than others.
7. The world is going to have a spiritual and physical change.
8. 2 more galaxies will align with ours.
9. The Earth’s heart is going faster or collapsing. Before the Earth’s heartbeat was 7.83 per second,  something used by the military but after 1980 is going at 12 per second!!!. In less words the day should be of 16 hours instead of 24.

Even though it is going to be a year of change.. doesn’t mean that its actually an apocalypse with destruction all over the place… it can be seen also as evolution time.

Now… in only 20 years… a lot shit is happening, its quaking too much, tsunamis killing thousands, new viruses, plagues, wars, global warming, sand storms, lots of animals extinct, deserts eating forests, sea level rising, poles melting, hunger, hate, racism… Do we want to be better? we need to start changing..

IN FACT! after all those acts of hate… I rather ask the Mayans to kill us… because apparently we are a big ass virus.. destroying Earth.

What do you think about this?

20/06/09 |
2012 oh!
by
chisko

Roland Emmerich ( film director of Godzilla, Stargate, Independence Day etc. ) has a new pop corn movie, full of special effects, catastrophic events and it is all about the Mayan prophecy about the  end of the world in 2012.  remember:  The Pole Shift Hypothesis


Part of an episode from one of my favorite series, “Weeds.” This is when Nancy asks Andy to explain to his nephew (Shane) about jerking off because apparently he flushed down the socks on the toilet and ruined some pluming. How many of these have you tried? :o

16/06/09 |
voodoo
by
chisko

15/06/09 |
Guy gets owned twice!
by
astroton

Sometimes friends are a pain in the ass… so think before act.

14/06/09 |
Triumph & Star Wars
by
jina

Triumph, the insult dog from Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Star Wars I like… here are people who like-e too much.

13/06/09 |
Web vs Sales Guy
by
jina

This is probably one of the funniest videos I have seen on youtube. It is about the web and the sales guy that work on the same place with different tasks at hand. This is the web versus the sales guy.

12/06/09 |
rally car fail
by
chisko

11/06/09 |
“hackers” space invaders
by
chisko

10/06/09 |
drunk people
by
chisko

8/06/09 |
Bike stunt going bad
by
chisko

6/06/09 |
The Tarantino Mixtape
by
chisko

Here it is a mix tape with some of the movies, of the movie director Quentin Tarantino.

5/06/09 |
Creepy/Stalking Cat
by
jina

Not an every day sight. Maybe funny or maybe creepy. You be the judge :)

One of the many awkward and funny Japanese shows. The objective for the “students” is not to laugh, if they do so, they get punished. The Japanese comedian reads the story of Marco Polo and many other things in English, but he is not acting. This is the funny part.