1.  Get a gas mask with filter

2.  Open the filter carefully. The filter has a chamber with a paper
filter, then another one with charcoal. Take everything out.

3. My filter has a tiny hole at the bottom, I used some pvc cement
to place a coin right in its place.

4. Go to the hardware store and buy a hose coupler and a small
hose. The hose and the couple has to fit exactly.

5. The hose coupler has a tiny hole at the bottom and sometimes is
too big, big enough to let some grass go into the water container. I used a
Pilot ballpoint pen (those with the metal cone). With a hammer,
hit the little metal cone into the smallest hole in the hose coupler.
the  metal thing will get stuck and you will have a hole even smaller.

6. With a drill make a hole on the top of the filter, trying to match the size of the
hose. No need to be exact, but try no to open it more than you have to.

7. Now, close your filter and seal it with electric tape. I do not recommend to seal
it permanently because maybe someday you want to clean the filter
throughoutly.   Let the glue dry for while.

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Created by Tribal DDB and Stink Digital, this new interactive campaign promotes Philips’ latest entrant into the television market.

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Don’t forget, the older the grumpier. Don’t mess with the older people, they got nothing to lose…

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Very talented Japanese performers. Some of their very famous ones: the karate master and the ping pong “matrix.”

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A priest, in urgent need to use the bathroom, walks into a local bar. The bar is jumping with loud music and lively conversation, but every few minutes the lights abruptly go off. Every time the lights go off, the bar crowd bursts into loud whoops and applause, but when they see the priest enter the bar, the place becomes absolutely quiet.

The priest walks over to the bartender and asks, “Can you please tell me where your bathroom is?”

“Sure, but I have to tell you, father, there’s a statue of a naked woman in it and she?s wearing only a fig leaf.”

“No problem, I’ll just avert my eyes, then,” Said the priest.

The bartender then shows the priest to the far side of the bar where the bathroom is located. After a short while, the priest comes out of the bathroom and the bar crowd pauses only long enough to give him a rousing cheer. Perplexed he goes over to the bartender and asks, I’m puzzled. Why did they cheer for me as I came out of the bathroom just now?”

“Well, father, it’s because your curiosity has made you human and likeable, just like us,” said the bartender. “May I pour you a drink?”

“No thanks you, but, I’m still puzzled,” said the priest.

“You see, father,” chuckles the bartender, “every time somebody moves the fig leaf on the naked woman statue, the bar lights go off. Now, what do you say to that drink?”

I dont wanna go to church no more…

source:http://www.onlyfunnystories.com

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A dude in his car singing

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Video posted by the youtube channel College Humor. It is a “music video” with lyrics coming directly from youtube comments.. Very nice and funny stuff

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Pablo Ridson Francisco (born January 5, 1974 in Tucson, Arizona) is an American stand-up comedian of Chilean origin.

In the 1990’s, he began appearing on MADtv as a featured player. His stand-up act was finally introduced to America at large when he landed his own half-hour comedy special on Comedy Central Presents in 2000. In 2001 and 2002, Francisco toured as part of “The Three Amigos” with Carlos Mencia and Freddy Soto. Since then, he has performed on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, VH1’s ILL-ustrated, Mind of Mencia as “The Voiceover Dude” (same as “Movie Voiceover Guy”), and most recently, Frank TV.

From his dvd: Beats and pieces

From his dvd: Ouch!

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Very freaky video… this guys are in some weird shit!

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Do you want to go to a party? let´s go to church…

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Vocal imitation of percussion sounds has existed for a very long time. It is a form of vocal percussion which primarily involves the art of producing drum beats, rhythm, and musical sounds using one’s mouth. I always found beat boxing pretty interesting, I’m not really a beat boxer my self, but i can enjoy a good fight  Rocko vs Alberto…

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This guy’s trip was to kill as many as possible but he had a lil problem: Apparently he was too sober to play as a pro. Lets take a look

Nice game though

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This Hypothesis gave me the creeps… imagine if you are unlucky enough to be part of it?  This is the start of a series of very weird stories about the end of the world (at least as we know it now) in 3 years or December 12, 2012.  Very interesting thing to read when high isn’t?

Earth and Sun

The pole shift hypothesis is the hypothesis that the axis of rotation of a planet has not always been at its present-day locations or that the axis will not persist there; in other words, that its physical poles had been or will be shifted. The Pole shift hypothesis is almost always discussed in the context of Earth, but other bodies in the Solar System may have experienced axial reorientation during their existences.

In 1852, mathematician Joseph Adhemar suggested that the accumulation of thick ice at the poles periodically caused the Earth to flip and the equator to move to where the poles were.

Charles Hapgood is now perhaps the best remembered early proponent, from in his books The Earth’s Shifting Crust (1958) (which includes a foreword by Albert Einstein who was writing before the theory of plate tectonics was developed) and Path of the Pole (1970). Hapgood, building on Adhemar’s much earlier model, speculated that the ice mass at one or both poles over-accumulates and destabilizes the Earth’s rotational balance, causing slippage of all or much of Earth’s outer crust around the Earth’s core, which retains its axial orientation. Based on his own research, he argued that each shift took approximately five thousand years, followed by 20 to 30 thousand year periods with no polar movements.

This is an example of slow pole shift motion, which displays the most minor alterations and no destruction. A more dramatic view assumes more rapid changes, with dramatic alterations of geography and localized areas of destruction due to earthquakes and tsunamis. Several recent books propose changes that take place in weeks, days, or even hours, resulting in a variety of doomsday scenarios.

Regardless of speed, the results of a shift occurring results in major climate changes for most of the Earth’s surface, as areas that were formerly equatorial become temperate, and areas that were temperate become either more equatorial or more arctic.

Other theories which are not dependent upon polar ice masses include those involving:

• a high-velocity asteroid or comet which hits Earth at such an angle that the lithosphere moves independent of the mantle
• a high-velocity asteroid or comet which hits Earth at such an angle that the entire planet shifts axis.
• an unusually magnetic celestial object which passes close enough to Earth to temporarily reorient the magnetic field, which then “drags” the lithosphere about a new axis of rotation. Eventually, the sun’s magnetic field again determines the Earth’s, after the intruding celestial object “returns” to a location from which it cannot influence Earth.
• perturbations of the topography of the core-mantle boundary, perhaps induced by differential core rotation and shift of its axial rotation vector, leading to CMB mass redistributions. See, e.g., Bowin.
• mass redistributions in the mantle from mantle avalanches or other deformations. See, e.g., Ladbury, and Steinberger and O’Connell.

More info here
Source: wikipedia

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Bendito Machine Receive the Best Catalonian Shortfilm prize at Mas Sorrer Festival. A truly great honor. The creator is Jossie Malis, he is from peru-chile, he makes a reflection of human relations and how the power, ambition and religion affects the society.

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Pink Floyd is maybe my favorite band, although I listen mostly  metal and electro house. Echoes is the end song of the album meddle and lasts around 23 minutes. Its a bunch of guitar weird sounds  effects and a pretty deep lyric. David Gilmour plays this song at Live At The Royal Albert Hall in 2006 in his concert called “Remember that Night” of his tour album “On an Island”.  This amazing song will make you trip real good! 5 stars to this song. “PLEASE USE HEADPHONES OR A VERY GOOD SOUND SYSTEM” if you wanna fly, fly with style.

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David O’reilly is and irish born film director and an artist. He is known for his very “particular” short movies as we will see it here. The first one is the life of a lovely wife and the troubles with her mouse husband. (very rare sounds and animation… nice!).
The second video is about the a fox who finds his mother dead and the god of the earth (i guess) comes to take her but this is gonna be a fucked up trip to the little fox as well. Very fucked up thing too!

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